There was a point in time last night where I seriously considered changing careers. Maybe it was the wine.
My sister’s husband won a charity auction for something or another. His prize was a “cook and eat with professional chefs” experience, and, like the nice guy he was, me and my spousal unit were invited to partake. And, because I am the food blogger (and because I was the only one to bring a camera), it falls to me to chronicle the experience.
Our chefs were all awesome, and it pains me that I cannot remember their names. The chief chef told us stories about catering to rock stars (Ozzy, it seems, is very cool, while Sharon, not surprisingly, is much less cool). The other chefs were the hands-on instructors…very patient, very instructive, very fun. When I started taking photos, one requested I not publish their faces because they were all wanted men. I’m largely assuming this was a joke, but they were professional kitchen staff, and that occupation does have a certain image…so really, who knows?
There was a whole lot going on, but I’ll start by covering the cooking highlights, menu item by menu item.
Gougere (French Cheese Popovers)
My sister was involved in these, and I largely missed the prep…so alas, no real insights here. However, sis says they were very easy, and they certainly were awesome. Judging on how quickly they disappeared, I wasn’t the only one to think so.

gougere
Late Summer Salad with Organic Greens & Heirloom Tomatoes
The salad, culled from ingredients purchased that morning at the farmer’s market, was done when we arrived. Fresh, organic ingredients make all the difference, though. Others were involved in the vinaigrette, where the secret was apparently a 50/50 mixture of vinegar and olive oil…the chefs prefer to have some bite to their dressing.

salad
Herb Crusted Tenderloin with Merlot Reduction
The tenderloin was already seared when we got there, but the sauce was a bit of a revelation. First, a saute of onions (in butter, of course), then the Merlot joined and reduced, then demiglace, then the coolest addition: some caramel. The chef then added a massive knob of butter (for shine, he said, but the super richness also helped).

Merlot reduction w. massive butter
The sauce was awesome. Normally, tenderlion don’t need much, but this was simply an amazing combination.

tenderloin
Porcini Dusted Swordfish with a Vegetable Ju Li
This was the dish with which the spousal unit and I was most involved. We started by cutting the portabellos, carrots, and peppers into strips for the ju li. We then went to the stove, softened some leeks (in butter, of course), added the carrots, then the peppers. After everything had cooked a bit, we threw in a bouquet garni (two of them actually: one wrapped in cheese cloth, one in leek for fanciness), then some stock. Everything cooked through before adding (can you see this coming?) butter and demiglasse…which I’m beginning to learn is the double-barreled secret to restaurant cooking. A touch of vermouth finished everything off.

ju li
This already smelled awesome, but the chef reminded us that this was only the garnish. The main star was the swordfish, seasoned, then pressed in ground porcini mushroom dust (dried mushrooms ground in a coffee mill). I got to brown these suckers in a very hot pan. I felt like a superstar chef getting my cook action on.

the blogger in action
Afterward, the fish was roasted to temp and placed artfully on the ju li. It was very pretty…plus very good.

swordfish and ju li
Risotto ala Milanese
This was a simple, by-the-book risotto…finished, of course, with (can you see it coming?) loads of butter and Parmesan. But awesome. For whatever reason, I don’t currently do risotto. I need to start.

risotto
Pattypan Squash with Tomato Cream Sauce
I wasn’t involved in this one and can’t seem to find the recipe, but it was pretty straight forward…softened zucchini and yellow squash (in butter…duh), layered in a pan, sauce poured over, topped with fresh mozzarella, then baked. Very nice, though.

squash
Apple Galette with Cinnamon Cream
The desert was a rustic galette. It was a Julia Child dough, with empire apples tossed in orange juice, cinnamon, and allspice. Again, something I could do easily on my own but haven’t.

galette
thoughts
It was one hell of a fun evening, and I certainly learned a lot…the caramel in the wine sauce trick, stronger vinaigrettes, mushroom dust, the omnipresence of butter. Moreover, everything done was well within my skill level…it was just nice to have some reassurances of my own competence.
I also realized that, if I so desired, I could do this professionally. There was a large segment of the evening where I wanted to quit my job and do just that. However, I also had to remind myself that (1) we were drinking a lot of wine, which made it more fun, (2) we also didn’t have tickets or screaming customers, and (3) the economy isn’t really supportive of fine dining anymore. We were working out of the kitchen of some office park, and our chef hosts told us of how corporate cutbacks have really crushed the menu they used to serve. Luckily, they have enough catering to keep them busy.
I learned a lot about the tools and techniques of the trade…proper searing technique, how to hone a blade, presentation, all that. One of our chefs showed off his knife collection, with the surprise being an Ikea chef’s knife that was exactly like his deluxe $150 Japanese export but at a third of the price. I must own one.
Moreover, it was great just being with people who realized the importance of food. When I shared my experiences having to explain to grocery store cashiers exactly what a leak was, they nodded sadly before expounding on the joy and versatility of that vegetable. People who know leaks know cooking, I’m coming to learn.
While dining, I asked them what their death row food was. One of the chefs immediately answered potstickers, although, he allowed, many Chinese dumplings might suffice. The other chef (the boss having left by this point) told us he loved to take leftover risotto, form it into cakes, sautee it until crisp on the outside, then place a poached egg on top. This is truly someone who loves life.
I’ve always thought that people who do not love food must not love life. It was real fun getting together with some people who not only love food but make their living with it. I learned a lot and had a blast.